Pages

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Talk with Doc

Hi had a frank talk with Doc, my surrogate dad.
It went like this, “No sneaking out of your hotel room and shopping.”
End of discussion.
Thanks Doc. My real dad would never say that to me.
I can probably decorate his house off the internet and with samples.
Really though, I’m going to keep myself on lock this time. I’m discharged on Friday.
Deep down though, I’d really to wake up and have my doctor (or his PA, whoever) come in tomorrow and diagnosis me with munchausen by proxy.
Then I could just get sent home and pretend this never happened.

1 comment:

  1. Glad to see you removed the profanity :)!! That was so funny last night. I check in on you multiple times each day and have put an icon for your blog on the ER's computer. Thinking of you often. Love John & Laura

    ReplyDelete