I AM THANKFUL FOR

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.


FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.


FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED


FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR


FOR MY BALD HEAD,
SINCE IT MEANS THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!