The American Medical Association Weighs in on Healthcare Reform

The American Medical Association Weighs in on Healthcare Reform

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenteritis had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians
said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the *ssholes in Washington.