Baldies' Blog began originally in the UK by a 26 year old journalist with a blood cancer on a mission to inform the world about bone marrow donation.

He has since died, and I took on the cause of making cancer care more transparent for everybody.

Cancer is a disease that will touch everybody through diagnosis or affiliation: 1 in 2 men will be diagnosed and 1 in 3 woman will hear those words, "You Have Cancer."

I invite you to read how I feel along my journey and
how I am continuing to live a full life alongside my Hodgkin's lymphoma, with me controlling my cancer, not my cancer controlling me.

I hope that "Baldies' Blog" will prepare you to handle whatever life sends you, but especially if it's the message, "You Have Cancer."

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Wash your damn hands

Thank Dani for this one. Keep praying for her pancreas to come in.

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.












In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

(Okay, think about this. Either woman are masturbating more than men or woman are just not cleaning up after).



In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.


At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.




HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, I am going to throw up now!!!

Only you can show us the seedy side of life and get a laugh!

Carol

Brynn said...

OH LORD! That is just too much for me to handle!

Kara said...

LMAO, YUCK!