I’m the Type of Girl Who. . .

I didn’t mean to get this thin. If you want me to give you diet advice, I would tell you to get cancer. I eat 3,000 calories daily. That’s minimum. I’ll eat a full pint of Ben and Jerry’s in bed and fall asleep without moving just to keep the calories.
Sometimes, I wash my clothes, pull them out of the dryer, and think, “Dammit. I’ve shrunk my clothes and will have to donate it to a kindergartener” only to put them on and realize they fit me.
I’ve had friends do my laundry only to wonder why I have little girls clothing in my house. Have I hidden a 6 year old somewhere? The last pair of pants I bought were a size 10/12. That is not in grown-up sizes.
Thank goodness Victoria’s Secret was that she liked to cater to pre-teens or else I’d be shopping in the girls section for everything.
Deep inside, I hope these issues are just good genes. Here are some other tidbits that you might not know and might not believe. I’m the type of girl who:
laughs out loud in dead silence  belongs in the hot moms club  eats full pints of Ben & Jerry’s before bed  compulsively needs to be the best  shops only clearance and thrift stores  gets the giggles weekly will stare right back if I catch you looking  thinks I’m right, no matter how wrong I am  would like to rule the world  loves tech toys  buys only fake or hot designer goods  does not think diamonds are my best friend  always wants to have fun  does not like to part with my money  needs to know how all these other people got so rich  loves people
My favorite color is aqua blue. Yes, as in Tiffany’s blue, the color of my living room walls blue, as in the color of the lymphoma cancer ribbon aqua blue. I think that coincidence is wonderful irony. I also think Tiffany’s is over rated, but Simon Pearce, my friends, is not
I would not wish my situation on ANYBODY. Nobody. But I do have a few in mind who could take my place.
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